Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond
belief.
I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan
that
will pay my salary till the day I die and a health
plan that
most people can only dream about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to
find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is
convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full
salary and all the other perks associated with my
current
job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves
fruitless, I expect to be back with no loss in pay or
status.
Before you say anything, remember that you have no
choice
in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
John McCain
2 comments:
Hey, you people in Arizona need to realize YOU ARE HIS BOSS. You can keep him from coming back to his job (next time he's up for reelection).
FINALLY my husband has come around!! :)
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