Funny Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of >boiling water> >down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove >itself.> >> >
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone >else to> >hold while you chop.>
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat >by using> >the sink
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and >bleed for> >a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember >to use a> >timer
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will >prevent you> >from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze >button.>
6. If you have a ba d cough, take a large dose of laxatives, >then you> >will be afraid to cough.> 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it >doesn't> >move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use >the duct> >tape
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.> >> > Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD >FOR> >ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE >STAIRS